My Wish : Appreciate the wonder of possibilities of life. Change! Hoping to indulge in world's special moments and places one day. Travel around the world with friends and loved ones. Be emotional inspired. Experience the deepest emotionals. Optimism!

The Girl Who Silenced The World For 6 Minutes.

This brave little girl totally make the point across to all the adults out there: If only all the resources spent in wars can be used for environmental research and ending poverty, the world will be a much better place to live in.

She is so right, why should resouces be spent on fruitless war in this age and time of civilisation? I believe we are civilised enough to at least settle things in a mutually beneficial way. The rich countries of the world should really give more opportunities to aspiring developing world. This is not really seem in a fair terms of trade as yet. But the voices are heard and it is only a matter of time when actions are taken. The world still has hope.

Damn funny jokes...hahaha!

'HOW was your blind date?' a college student asked her room-mate.
'Terrible!' the room-mate answered.'He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.
''Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?'
'He was the original owner.'

Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did.
The bottle said, 'keep tightly closed.'

Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love

Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems.
Give the menu card.

Manager : Sorry,but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad : 'Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her.'
Son : (goes over to the aunt) 'Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.

Teacher: 'How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?'
College student: 'With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B.'

'Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
''That's nice of her to take such an interest. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?''
She just said, 'Thank goodness!''

Teacher: 'Chong, u missed school last Friday.'
Chong : 'You're wrong, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Wrong, how is that?'
Chong : 'I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!'

A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan,' said the teacher.''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

Tooth extraction
Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Teacher : 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow : 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher : 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow : 'No hair, Sir.'

Maggiemarket

I'm so addicted to Maggiemarket flash games!
Addicted to it since Jc times and just revived interest ytd!

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If Women Control The World...

Too much Technology!

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE‏

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Knowing makes us different !!!

A giant ship engine failed.

The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work.

He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do.

After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ........ $ 2.00

Knowing where to tap......... ......... ........ $ 9,998.00